Cops and Kids

Here are a few "cops and kids" stories to make you smile:


While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, a police officer was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, she asked, 'Are you a cop?'

'Yes,' he answered and continued writing the report.

My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?''

"Yes, that's right,' he told her.

'Well, then,' she said as she extended her foot, 'would you please tie my shoe?

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It was the end of the day when a cop parked his police van in front of the station. As he gathered his equipment, his K-9 partner, Jake, was barking. He saw a little boy staring in at the car.

'Is that a dog you got back there?' he asked.

'It sure is,' the cop replied.

Puzzled, the boy looked at him and then towards the back of the van.

Finally he said, 'What'd he do?'


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The boss wondered why one of his most dependable and valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

'Hello?'Is your daddy home?' he asked.

'Yes’ whispered the small voice.

’May I talk with him?'

The child whispered, 'No'.

Surprised and still wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mommy there?

"Yes.''

May I talk with her?'

Again the small voice whispered, 'No.'

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'

'Yes', whispered the child, 'a policeman'.

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'

'No he's busy' , whispered the child.

'Busy doing what?'

'Talking to Mummy and Daddy', came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'

'A helicopter', answered the whispering voice.

'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, 'The search team just landed a helicopter'.

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle........... 'Me'.